Brandy, sexy star of the television show “Moesha”, had been in an unfortunate holiday crash on the freeway that took the life of a 38-year-old woman. As of yesterday, it was undecided if the City Attorney will bring charges against this hottie. Apparently, Brandy isn’t taking any chances of getting caught behind the wheel because she was seen on the street Wednesday entering the passenger side of a new, shiny, silver Range Rover. It is noted that Brandy was spotted in West Hollywood, outside the Bodhi Tree bookstore, which carries spiritual and New Age texts. Bloggers wonder if she is looking for something larger than life…

Speaking of larger than life, Brandy’s notorious little brother is Ray-J, who is clearly not so little after everyone saw the release of that excitingly erotic sex tape Kim Kardashian Superstar…

Which brings us to freaky celebutante Kim Kardashian, who was rumored to have been seen out and about town with New Orleans Saint Reggie Bush. Will there be a little Bush-whacking of Kim’s awesome ass on film, perhaps directed by the multi-talented Ray-J, and does Reggie dig golden showers or is he really a Saint? Horny bloggers can get off on these thoughts until a possible release…

There was so much hype about the kiss between Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox that bloggers awaited it with baited breath. After all, it’s the moment we were all hoping for since the two were gal pals on the infamous television series, “Friends” (there is a rumored kiss that took place off screen during “Friends”, but since we didn’t see it, we feel it doesn’t count). Blue-balled bloggers were incredibly disappointed about the elementary school peck exchanged between Jennifer and Courtney on “Dirt” the other night. Where was the tongue tangling, spit swapping and related groping? It had been built up to be sooo much more…

What has built up is the number of woman Jennifer Aniston has kissed – are there possible bisexual tendencies here? Jen sucked face with sexy shoplifter, Winona Ryder, on “Friends” and also got really friendly with Lisa Kudrow, kissing her during another episode of the show. Aniston even smooched Dagmara Dominczyk in the Mark Wahlberg flick, “Rock Star”. Add to all that the fact that Aniston’s ex is Brad Pitt, now married to the notoriously bisexual Angelina Jolie (this hottie is famous for more than adopting foreign babies – has everyone forgotten those incredible sexual escapades of hers) and there’s a whole lot of swinging going on. Wow, how about a little group action here…

Bloggers are unsure if the emotionally-charged Jolie would go for it. Angelic Angelina was rumored to throw an all out hissy fit over a birthday card sent to Jen from Pitt last month, signed, “With love, Brad”. Her volatile emotional state seems to dictate to Pitt, which is actually delightfully dominatrix of her. Horny bloggers feel there could be some really erotic sex tapes attached to all this emotion – Pitt could be a sort of preppy Ray-J, pimping out Angie and Jen in a Kim Kardashian Superstar and Paris Exposed kind of way, maybe with a little hair pulling and S&M action…

Lindsay Lohan has been avoiding her felonious father, Michael, since his release from jail on March 13. Although dad has been hoping to reconcile, Lindsay kept him out of Plumm in New York when she played guest DJ. Finally she has spoken to her father, telling him he still hasn’t changed and, “Don’t go near my mother ever again.” Rumor has it she also warned her hot mama, Dina, to be careful and take care of her brother and sister.

We all know that Dina takes good care of herself. In a recent interview, she declined that she was a party mom, saying, “Whoever said that, my ex-husband or whatever, I’m not the party mom!” However, on the other hand, she is also reported to have said, “I’m living the American dream, and you can go….If you can button it and clip it when you’re in your 40s, you’re going out.” Clearly this older babe knows how to button it and clip itand has marched her sexy, 44 year old ass out frequently according to media hype.

Dina said that Lindsay tries to set her up with celeb guys but she’s declined and said, “Linds, who am I going to marry? Like, an actor? Not happening.” Horny bloggers can conjure up all sorts of fantasies about this duo…

Lindsay’s mom also feels that Britney Spears is “beautiful” and Paris Hilton is a “really smart girl”. We think these mothers and daughters should get together for a lively romp in front of the camera, directed by Ray-J, of Kim Kardashian Superstar fame. Hey, who knows, maybe Michael Lohan will get in on the action and conjure up income for himself, along with some awesome footage for bloggers – word on the street says former felons have a hard time finding work – gotta create those opportunities…

Okay, obviously Anna Nicole Smith was irresistible both during life and afterwards with all the hype about her death, children and the characters that surrounded her. Reports were finally released yesterday that conclude Anna Nicole Smith died of an accidental overdose and foul play is not suspected. The police chief of Broward County stated, “We are convinced, based on an extensive review of the evidence, that this case is an accidental overdose with no other criminal element present. We have reviewed hundred of hours of video, tape captured by the hotel security cameras and we found nothing unusual.” Further, “nothing to indicate any foul play” was found on Howard Stern’s laptop.

Hey, don’t celebrity moms and sons die everyday from overdoses just a few months apart? And bloggers are sure that Howard would never have thought to have removed any incriminating evidence. C’mon, Anna could have just been mathematically challenged when she took what is rumored to be something like 40 pills. Her ongoing battle with her deceased husband’s son is certainly irrelevant in this big picture and bloggers feel he must be truly mourning the loss of Anna. Yes, there is nothing suspicious about any of this, including mysterious Slim Fast found in her room (perhaps to mock her salvation through Trim Spa when she wasn’t around to admit or deny). To add to the circus, Zsa Zsa’s prince is throwing his DNA in the ring with Larry – bloggers doubt if those slow swimmers take the prize. Further, a wealthy unnamed businessman is rumored to have purchased the Anna Nicole diary for around a half million bucks. Hmm, could there be any Kim Kardashian Superstar type sex tapes involved in this scandal? Maybe time will tell, depending on who’s checking out the scene…

A lawsuit was filed this week in Los Angeles County Superior Court by photographers Scott Cosman and Rik Fedyck (looks like Fed-DICK to us too) against hotties Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards because of an alleged violent incident in Canada. Apparent these honeys were on the set of their upcoming movie “Blonde and Blonder” back in November and according to the lawsuit Denise, “launched into a verbal tirade and physical assault upon Cosman and Fedyck that lasted over 20 minutes.” This rumored assault happened at River Rock Casino Resort in Vancouver and word on the street says there’s tapes from the hotel security camera. Richards is alleged to have called the men “f—ing cocksucker”, scumbags, douche bags and paparazzi scum. Wow, that sounds like the beginning of the great sex tape – what the hell are these guys complaining about anyway? After those Kim Kardashian Superstar golden showers, horny bloggers are all ready for a little blonde S&M…

Anyway, the lawsuit goes on to allege that Richards grabbed the laptops out of the photogs’ hands and tossed them over the hotel balcony into the lobby. To add to this, one of the laptops is rumored to have struck an old lady in a wheelchair – talk about dumb and dumber luck for blonde and blonder! The Canadian police checked out the incident and decided not to bring charges against Richards. The lawsuit goes on to claim that Pam and Denise lied to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, saying the paparazzi threatened them with violence and engaged in other criminal stuff. As a result, the photogs were arrested and held by the authorities for around three days. Bloggers guess that this is what pissed these dudes off to sue these sexy celebs for assault, battery, defamation, false arrest and a bunch of other crap. Bloggers just want those hotel tapes so we can see some blonde smut-mouthing, a bit of S&M, whatever…in the spirit of the recent release of Kim Kardashian Superstar (we love that ass).

Everyone’s favorite fox – Vivica – recently joined the ranks of celebrities busted for DUI a couple of nights ago when she was caught speeding on the 101 Freeway in San Fernando Valley. It seems that Vivica breezed by an unmarked black and white police car going 80 mph in her 2007 Cadillac Escapade. When the cops gave Fox a field sobriety test, unlike her usual self, she was unable to perform. As a result, Fox was no longer “Dancing with the Stars” when she got arrested on the suspicion of DUI and brought over to Van Nuys jail.

Once foxy Vivica arrived at the jail, two breathalizer tests were administered and rumor has it she was undoubtedly over the .08 legal limit. Fox was cited, released on her own recognizance and will have to go back to court. She has reportedly gotten two misdemeanor charges of DUI and could face up to 6 months in jail and a $1,000 fine.

Bloggers wonder if sexy Vivica will get in as much trouble as hottie Naomi Campbell, who has used community service as an opportunity to show off her wares – in more ways than one. Maybe there could be a DUI party, including sexy offenders such as Vivica, Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton. Each of them could round out the party by inviting a non-offending friend, such as Kim Kardashian Superstar. Add a few renegade cameras manned by Ray-J and you’ve got the beginnings of a really steamy sex tape…

Last week there was a question about Lindsay Lohan mowing over paparazzo after a lively New York City car chase. The paparazzo apparently suffered a bruised knee and a police ticket. The celebrity in question this week for attempting to crush paparazzo with his car is Keanu Reeves, this time on the West coast.

Word on the street says that Reeves was pulling out of a parking space on Monday night at around 8:45 pm in Rancho Palos Verdes. As Keanu maneuvered his 1996 Porsche, it seems he grazed a paparazzo. The photog fell to the ground and paramedics were called to transport the paparazzo to a local hospital, where he received treatment for unknown injuries. Reeves was not hurt and his reps haven’t commented about the incident yet.

Bloggers see possibilities here and think that Lohan and Reeves should get together to discuss the stress of relentless paparazzo. Perhaps savvy photogs will be present and you never know what kind of erotic footage could come out of all this. Think of how awesome that Kim Kardashian Superstar bootleg sex tape turned out to be. Horny bloggers would appreciate some action between Lindsay and Keanu on camera, including violent gestures toward photogs…hey, S&M, golden showers, it’s all good…

Well, FINALLY the long awaited Kim K sex tape is out. I for one am happy to see Kim Superstar shaking that ass right in front of the screen. If you are into sex tapes like most of us you’ll love the latest edition to hit the Hollywood Streets. We have exclusive access to a downloadable version of the Kim K Sex Tape.

Hotter than hot and you don’t have to wait for the DVD to come out. This dirty little morsel is just waiting for you to sink your teeth in. And hey< you can”t blame a guy for watching, those are some fantastic tits!

It seems that luscious Kim isn’t the only one getting lots of publicity from this sex tape. First, Ray-J may have been offered a deal from Vivid Entertainment to direct four upcoming porn films. Now word went out about Kim’s possible new love interest – Marques Houston - right in time for the release of Houston’s third flop, Veteran. There’s a song “Kimberly” on it, but Houston won’t say it’s about Kardashian. Maybe Marques thinks this will boost his sagging sales? Or is Houston happy to take Ray-J’s sloppy seconds, hoping he can make a famous sex tape someday, too?

Word on the street is that Kim isn’t pissed off (or on) by Ray-J and that she isn’t admitting to hooking up with Marques Houston. Anyway, Ray-J has a Houston too - he’s been seen banging around with Whitney since Bobby Brown got the boot. Kim also stated in a recent interview that Ray-J wanted to be a director and they joked around about it, saying their sex film could be his debut movie – but was that all really a joke? Kim says that directing was Ray-J’s passion and what he loved to do – besides her, of course. It seems these that two got more out of getting it on than you’d think…but regardless, we all get a chance to see Kim’s awesome ass!

Bloggers everywhere continue to mourn the loss of Anna Nicole Smith, a hot and exciting babe with incredible cleavage. As entertaining as her life was, her death and the related hype have become equally engrossing. As her saga continues, there are questions about her death, her son’s death and who the father of her little daughter could be. The long paternity list for the little girl includes her former husband, Larry, Howard, the Prince and even O.J. Simpson (client of Robert Kardashian, father of the famous Kim Kardashian Superstar – another babe with busty assets). The pressure of this very public paternity dispute must have gotten to Hollywood, Florida Judge Lawrence Korda, who is hearing all the evidence on this controversial case. Rumor says that Judge Korda was at Stanley Goldman Park in Hollywood, Florida at the beginning of the week at around 2 pm, just taking a smoking break – with Mary Jane.

No, bloggers, you are not seeing things. Cops on the beat inhaled the aromatic scent of marijuana and their noses lead them right to Judge Korda, allegedly sitting on a bench and toking up. Hey, after all pressure, guess the Judge may have wanted to smoke a little herb and chill out…

But there are puffing penalties, the maximum being 60 days in jail and a $500 fine. Well, there have certainly been a line up of interesting characters involved in the life and death of Anna Nicole…

Okay, guys, the word is officially out that Kim Kardashian Superstar is finding its way to the store shelves by the middle of this week and horny bloggers can finally appreciate Ray-J relieving himself all over Kim’s busty assets. It seems that Ray-J will be getting even more out the deal than pissing all over a sexy socialite and getting oral satisfaction (you mean there can be more than that?!?!). Word on the street says that Brandy’s baby brother has been offered a deal from Vivid Entertainment, the adult film industry leaders that bought Kim Kardashian Superstar for a cool mill. The alleged deal on the table for Ray-J would actually not include revealing his manhood on camera this time. Rumor has it that Vivid wants Ray-J to direct…

Maybe it was Ray-J’s commanding, in charge attitude with Kim that scored him this possible gig – after all, how many babes succumb to oral sex and golden showers all at once? Steven Hirsch, Vivid CEO, stated about negotiations with Ray-J, “Our first conversations were very uncomfortable, but after continuing to talk, the possibility was definitely in the air.” Hey, Ray-J got Kim to go wild…maybe he can get some of her gal pals (Paris Hilton and crew?) to go wild too?

Even though horny bloggers really just care about the bottom line – naked babes – the plot does thicken here. Did Kim really want to sue over this tape or was it Paris-inspired publicity hype? How did Vivid get the tape? Rumor says Ray-J had nothing to do with it, yet now there may be a deal with Vivid on the table in the works for this rapper…seems that was a really advantageous experience all around for him to get involved with Kardashian…