Seems that it’s a trend for Hollywood honeys to get pulled over the police for speeding or driving while s—tfaced. The latest sexy star to get pulled over by Beverly Hill’s finest was Britney Spears. Yes, Brit, notoriously not the best driver in the world, was questioned about speeding along Sunset Boulevard on Friday night at around 8:45 PM. Spears had been doing dance workouts at Millennium Dance Studio and was in the recording studio with JR Rotem, former boy toy. However, a rep for the Beverly Hills police department said about the incident, “She was warned about her speed and let go. She was not cited.”

Wonder if horny bloggers would have had such luck if pulled over on Sunset Boulevard – we seriously doubt it since we don’t have Brit’s awesome assets. Do you think she might have spread them – with no underwear – for the cops? That sure would have helped…

Anyhow, now that bloggers are over the Anna Nicole Smith diaries that are purportedly a flop, work on the street says the Britney is going to write an exposing tell-all about life and time with scrubby ex-hubby Kevin Federline that she claims almost drove her to suicide. Hey, whenever we see this guy we want to die, too. Anyhow, rumor has it that Brit hasn’t decided on a publisher but the book is likely to earn her a cool 10 million bucks or so. Bloggers just want to know the important stuff – any crotch photos? Maybe K-Fed will come up with his own sex tapes, like Ray-J and Kim Kardashian…bloggers can only hope…

To be continued from yesterday – rumor has it that Lindsay Lohan is a thief! That’s right, word on the street says Lindsay “stole $10,000 worth of clothes and accessories from one of her former friends, Lauren Hastings, and has absolutely no shame about it. In fact, she even laughed about it with her girlfriends, among them Nicole Richie and DJ Samantha Ronson.” Did this source actually think Firecrotch and her DUI gal pal really have shame?

The house sitter for Lauren, a mutual friend, had let Lindsay in the house thinking it was alright. Lindsay claimed to be picking up some clothes she’d left but scoffed up lots of designer goodies that apparently didn’t belong to her with her bodyguard. Further word says that Lindsay, Nicole and Samantha were laughing their asses about it later at Hyde in L.A. Another sources reports that Nicole texted Lauren that she and Lindsay were “going to cut holes in Lauren’s jeans because Lauren was so fat and her jeans didn’t fit.” The message is said to have ended with a statement that Lauren better not call the cops or she would regret it. Wow, bloggers really anticipate a hot cat fight here. How about they pull the clothes right off of each other and invite other gal pals such as Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian to join in the scrapping? Ray-J could direct this masterpiece and horny bloggers could witness…

Nicole Richie was seen on Rodeo Drive and she has done so much more than eat a donut since our last blog about her – she is incredibly hot! Shapely legs, perky little tits, long blonde hair – nothing like the faint former self she was and a real improvement according to these bloggers. This curvaceous new Nicole may soon rival gals pals such as Paris Hilton of Paris Exposed fame and Kim Kardashian Superstar with her busty assets…

Speaking of gal pals, Nicole has been hanging out and getting loose with luscious Lindsay Lohan lately. Seems that the two are still pissed off at Lauren Hastings for getting busy with DJ AM after the breakup with Nic. Richie and Lohan were rumored to be text messaging Lauren to tell her she was a desperate and fat b-tch. Wow, horny bloggers are imagining a really awesome cat fight here. All the girls could get together – Nicole, Lindsay, Paris, Kim, any other hot b-tches they can find who are willing to show a little crotch when they fight – and kick some ass of those ho’s who did them wrong, all for the cool cameras being directed by Ray-J. How about some hair pulling, shirt ripping, kissing and making up, ladies…

Bloggers heard the word that contact information for Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan was posted on Shanna Moakler’s MySpace blog this past weekend. Apparently Shanna was pissed off about a blog on Harry Morton’s MySpace that offered out contact info for Shanna. We all know about Morton, Lohan’s soggy ex. Rumor says Moakler feels that Paris or Lindsay is actually running Harry’s page because she knows for a fact that Harry doesn’t have a MySpace account.

A rep for Lohan states that the contact info wasn’t accurate anyway. Paris’ rep said that Shanna was desperate for attention and it was “an unprovoked invasion upon Paris’ privacy which caused her to immediately change her contact information. It was a childish, mean-spirited thing to do and we are not going to dignify such an action with any additional comment.” Wow, does Paris have any privacy after Paris Exposed? How about gal pals such as Kim Kardashian Superstar? Or that famous Firecrotch? Horny bloggers didn’t know there was much left that was private for these babes and welcome such invasions…

Anyhow, speak of invasions, Lindsay was spotted with an alien, faraway gaze as she exited Club LAX this weekend. What was with the blank stare on Lindsay? Will she be getting careless for the paparazzi again? We know horny bloggers are waiting…

Wow, Britney Spears is still throwing blame around for her bald days of rage. It seems that after dissing and blaming Paris Hilton, as well as staff that introduced them, Brit is now pointing her finger at her parents. Namely, Britney doesn’t think that her and her dad ever had a good relationship and dad doesn’t “know how to accept a real woman’s love”. Would that real woman be the crotch-baring, bald-headed Brit we all know and love?

Anyhow, Brit is embarrassed about having gone to rehab and a friend says the bald thing was related to solidarity with her aunt dying from cancer. Britney has taken a downward incline and is blaming family, Paris…

Speaking of Paris, her pussy was on the prowl. However, the astute eye of paparazzo saw the pussy wandering around and alerted Hilton. Paris came out clad in sunglasses and a bathrobe to scoop up the cat. It seems that Paris has been getting around a bit herself, according to rumor. Hilton was spotted with singer James Blunt on Wednesday at Teddy’s in L.A. Blunt just broke up with supermodel Petra Nemcova. Word on the street says that, “They were all over each other.” Can we have a little bit of Paris Exposed here?

A lawsuit was filed yesterday in Federal Court in Manhattan against beautiful Beyoncé Knowles for not getting clearance to cover the song “I’m Kissing You” that was originally co-written with a singer Des’ree. Des’ree got a bit of fame for her 1994 hit “You Gotta Be” and her version of “I’m Kissing You” was used on the Baz Luhrmann’s film “Romeo and Juliet” in 1996. Beyoncé featured her version on the re-release of “B’Day”.

Des’ree and her representatives claim that when Beyoncé couldn’t work out a deal for proper clearance to cover the song, she blew off copyright laws and went ahead and recorded the song without any permission. The lawsuit is requesting that distribution of the song be stopped, along with the video and album, and Des’ree is looking for $150,000 bucks in damages.

Bloggers think that Beyoncé did the song justice, as she does anything she does, wears or says. Des’ree should be glad that someone has heard of her again through Beyoncé singing the song. Besides, is it just a case of that famous green eyed monster since Knowles is clearly hotter? All horny bloggers know is they’d rather having Beyoncé doing the kissing…and licking…and groping…

Hey, is that Britney Spears that bloggers see celebrating the news about Paris Hilton? As we all know, Britney seems to be blaming Paris for her personal demise and landing in rehab. She is probably not disappointed to hear that Paris Hilton will be facing a judge on May 4 and could land in the slammer!

Back in January, Paris Hilton of Paris Hilton Exposed fame, pleaded no content to recklessly driving under the influence of alcohol and got 36 months probation, $1,500 worth of fines (probably what she spends on that slinky, sexy underwear) and alcohol education. Wow, did she help to teach Nicole Richie, DUI twin, and the bald, enraged Britney about alcohol and share the education? Anyway, Paris was pulled over in February for misdemeanor driving with a suspended license. This is a violation of Paris’ probation which could result in a 90-day jail sentence.

Bloggers see all sorts of filming possibilities here for director Ray-J of Kim Kardashian Superstar fame and former gal pal to Paris (seems like there was too much competition between busty assets here). How about some jail house touching…we’ve seen those pictures of Paris with babes…let’s see some real action, what these honeys do when they’re alone…maybe we can get Nicole Richie in there somehow (she took bloggers’ suggestions and ate a donut, now featuring sexy curves)…

Paris Hilton will face a judge on May 4, when prosecutors are hoping to have her probation revoked — which could result in a 90-day jail sentence! Paris making license plates?

We’re all wondering what’s up with Britney Spears lately. Although we questioned her intelligence when she married K-Fed, we really got shocked during the breakup as she paraded around town with no panties (how bloggers miss those moments) and shaved her head, attacking paparazzi with an umbrella. Well, word on the street says that Britney Spears is blaming Paris Hilton for her crazed behavior and ultimate landing in rehab. Could lovely little Paris of Paris Exposed and gal pals such as Kim Kardashian Superstar ever be a bad influence on a choir singing church mouse such as Brtiney?

Rumor says that Britney is pissed off at her manager, Larry Rudolph, for introducing her to Hilton last November, who she views as her nemesis. After some wild days around the holidays, these two fell out of love and stopped partying together. As a result, Larry is said to have gotten canned from his job – but this information is still unconfirmed as of this posting. Britney’s reps haven’t commented on any of this yet.

Horny bloggers are disappointed to see this duo break up. Visions of Paris, Britney and Kim engaged in compromising positions being filmed by Ray-J seems to be out of the question now…

Some of Hollywood’s honeys were getting so thin we were afraid they might waist away (pun as always intended). After several fainting spells, Paris Hilton’s gal pal and fellow DUI recipient, Nicole Richie, seems to be getting a bit of TLC – or at least she ate a hamburger. Nicole was recently spotted hanging out in Beverly Hills with boyfriend, Joel Madden, singer for Good Charlotte, and her legs were actually shapely. Wow, bloggers are so glad to see that Nicole decided to live “The Simple Life” and eat something…

Speaking of eating something, skinny porn queen Jenna Jameson was finally seen eating something herself (besides the usual porn queen fare then didn’t seem to fatten her up any – spit or swallow?) and showed off for the camera with a corndog, announcing, “I love hot dogs on a stick. So f—-king sexy!” Totally! We were all concerned about Jenna losing her luscious assets after her divorce because she dropped so much weight. Apparently the porn star states she was down to 92 pounds at one point – no more cushion left for the pushin’ there! Most of that weight was probably accounted for my her ample breasts…

Or did Courtney Love hand over some weight to these two skinny babes to fatten them up and get her lean new body? Recent photos of Love revealed a tight, slim body and no one is sure how she got it. Bloggers speculate obscure plastic surgeons nipping, tucking, trading…wow, that almost sounds like the beginning of a Ray-J directed film a la Kim Kardashian – why not get all the girls together for a wild photo shoot? Horny bloggers imagine cool footage of Paris, Kim, Nicole, Jenna and Courtney eating…hot dogs…and swallowing…

How long we horny bloggers waited for Kim Kardashian Superstar and to see that awesome ass…then there was some recent speculation here about the potential erotic sex tape featuring “American Idol” castoff Olivia Mojica. It seems that there actually is a shocking sex tape of this castoff getting off with her boyfriend around a month or so ago in her apartment in New York. The release of part of this incredible sex flick are compliments of the adult film giants, Vivid Entertainment, who brought us oral pleasures, busty assets and so much more between Kim Kardashian and Brandy’s little brother Ray-J…

Anyway, apparently there’s some really hot ‘net footage of this x-rated romp that’s hosted by Vivid. Word on the street says that Vivid representatives are claiming they got this great stuff from some unidentified third party – hey, they story sounds kind of familiar to bloggers who wait for these moments with baited breath. It seems that Vivid is attempting to contact Olivia to see if she wants to promote this production and share in the wealth from its release…

We wonder of Mojica will be in on this one, especially after the hype about Paris Hilton and Paris Exposed and her gal pal Kim Kardashian. Well, it’s only a few short weeks before Olivia’s assets will be revealed to us all on DVDs due to hit the shelves on May 3…