Before the end of 2007, let’s check out the Trouble in Hollywood on both the East and West Coast. On both coasts, it seems like famous East Coast babe Lindsay Lohan is the subject of some nasty post-pillow talk from ex-boyfriend Riley Giles, who she met in West Coast rehab. Riley not only released some hot photos of Linds taken during their time together (with a classic shot of LiLo in the mirror revealing her tight abs) but he kissed and told British mag News of the World about his sex marathons with Lohan. Giles said with LiLo’s “addictive personality” they “didn’t get out of bed for days” and “she’d demand sex again and again. We’d go at it for hours.” Despite his man whoring for money about the brief fling with LiLo, Giles added, “Lindsay would tell me she loved me and I’d say that to her, too.”

Yeah, right – he loved the opportunity to make some cash, much like K-Fed who supports himself off Britney Spears. This was proven on the West Coast at LAX in Las Vegas last night during pre-new year revelry (the crowd included Paris Hilton, Frankie Delgado and Brody Jenner) when K-Fed tried to grab the mic and caused clubgoers to flee for the exits in terror from his loud MC’ing (is that what you call it). Good thing he’s living off Brit because he’d be flippin’ burgers otherwise (and probably screwing that up).

Back on the East Coast, the final word before the new year was the mom and 6-year-old daughter who wrote an essay claiming “daddy died this year in Iraq” and won four ticket to the Hannah Montana concert in New York – only problem is that the essay wasn’t true. When mom Priscilla Ceballos was asked about it she said, “We never said this was a true story. My daughter does essays in school all the time. It never said it had to be true…” Apparently that’s what the organizer of the contest expected…and we wonder what daddy thinks of this one…and we’re sure the 6-year-old has learned a lot from this (such as how to fib your way to what you want, sorta like K-Fed).

After a year filled with popwrecks including Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan and now Mischa Barton, we all still asked ourselves – what will happen to Brandy, big sis to Ray-J of Kim Kardashian Superstar fame, after that deadly car accident one year ago?

It seems that after further investigation, the L.A. City Attorney decided not to file charges against Brandy over the fatal accident she was involved in near the interchange of 405 and 101 freeways in Los Angeles. Brandy’s vehicle hit the vehicle of Awatef Aboudihaj, who died and another car also sideswiped Aboudihaj’s car, who struck the car in front of her and then Brandy made contact. After much office conflict at the City Attorney’s, charges were not filed and Blair Berk, attorney for Brandy, released a statement that: “We are extremely pleased that after a more thorough and extensive investigation by authorities, the Los Angeles City Attorney has determined that Brandy Norwood should not be charged with any crime whatsoever relating to the accident back in 2006. These past 12 months have posed an extraordinary hardship for Brandy and her family, who have been unfairly forced to live under a cloud of suspicion initially caused by the ill-advised and premature press release sent out by the California Highway Patrol accusing Brandy of wrongdoing before the police investigation was even finished. However, Brandy continues to be mindful that she was so fortunate to be uninjured in this accident and there was a life lost that should be remembered.”

C’mon folks, you’ve got to admit that Paris Hilton had a hard year. She wound up spending time in jail for her partying and intoxicated driving and couldn’t even do her time in her posh mansion (oh the torture – and how her poor little pups missed her). To add insult to injury, BFF Nicole Richie wound up doing only an hour in the slammer while Paris spent weeks in the pen. If that wasn’t enough, Paris’ weird flick was a total flop while other BFF Kim Kardashian became a Superstar, a Playboy pinup and the star of her own reality show. Just when Paris thought everything was looking up because of her naked, gold-covered pose for canned champagne, she faces another blow – the possible loss of her inheritance.

Yes, Paris’ stodgy old Grandpa Barron is apparently “embarrassed” by the actions of his granddaughter and a few years ago he threatened to take her inheritance away. On Wednesday, Grandpa Barron made a formal announcement that 97 percent of his $2.3 billion was going to charity when he dies – specifically to the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation. While Paris anticipated a $30 million inheritance, this would leave only $70 million to $130 million for the entire family if this turns out to the the bottom line. How will Paris possibly survive like this? Can’t horny bloggers muster up a bit of sympathy for this poor celebutante?

We’ve seen several stars take a fall for drinking and driving over the past year with Paris Hilton serving the most time in the slammer, Lindsay Lohan doing the most time in rehab and Nicole Richie spending an hour in jail and several months unmarried and pregger. So who is is the latest honey that got caught for driving after (or while) partying? Seems that Mischa Barton, the former star of “O.C.”, got pulled over at 2:45 AM while driving in West Hollywood, California and ultimately got arrested on suspicion of DUI, possession of marijuana and a controlled substance along with driving without a valid license.

According to the cops, Barton got pulled over because she “was seen straddling two lanes of traffic and failed to signal when she made a turn.” After Mischa was pulled over by the deputies, they discovered that she was “an unlicensed driver and was driving while under the influence of an alcoholic beverage.”

Mischa is still in custody and is being held on $10,000 bail while the L.A. County Sheriffs’ Inmate Information website refers to the star as “Mischa Burton”. Word on the street says that this bad girl was “very cooperative” and gave the cops “no trouble at all.” At least she didn’t start insulting the cops like Vivica Fox – but can’t these celebs hire a driver or something?

Now that we know about Jamie Lynn Spears’ teen pregnancy, Britney will really have to get wild to get more attention. She’s been selling her clothing on the Internet (complete with the “scent of Brit” which includes Marlboros and Starbucks) and recently got freaky with some paps (what gets more freaky than a bald rage with an umbrella?) on some late night lunatic antics.

Seems that Brit stopped in the middle of the night in the middle of the street to take a photo of a roadsie mural but was thwarted by nasty paps that sent her into an angry frenzy, including camera smashing. After her tirade, Spears returned to the scene of her tantrum to locate the memory card from her camera, which was finally found by one of the dreaded paps. After Spears located her memory, it got really crazy because she jumped into a photo’s ride and sped off to Woodland Hills and hit speeds of 120 MPH. After this wild ride, Spears donned her finest tight dress and pink wig to go to the Peninsula Hotel with the photog. At 4 AM, the photog finally emerged, seemingly satiated and looking for a smoke. Somehow we think we’ll be hearing more about this little incident at the Peninsula…or do you think we’ll even get the tapes? After all, after One Night in Paris and Kim Kardashian Superstar, it’s time for more Hollywood honeys to show us what they’ve got…and we hope this photog was smart enough to capture some precious moments for horny bloggers’ viewing pleasure…

We’ve got two babes in serious trouble in Hollywood and both of them are knocked up. Let’s talk about Spears first – and we don’t mean Britney. You read correctly, the pregger Spears of the day is little sis Jamie Lynn, the star of “Zoey 101”. Thanks to longtime boyfriend, Casey Aldridge, Jamie is with child while she is still a child herself at 16 (although not childish enough to avoid being in this state). Clearly the pregnancy was unplanned and Jamie says, “It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected. I was in complete and total shock and so was he.”

Jamie did some thinking (didn’t you smell the fire burning) for awhile before her announcement and she’s already 12 weeks along. Spears states, “As soon as I found out for sure from the doctor, I took two weeks to myself where I didn’t tell anybody. Only one of my friends knew because I needed to work out what I would do for myself before I let anyone’s opinion affect my decision. Then I told my parents and my friends. I was scared, but I had to do what was right for me.” She also obviously advises other young girls they should wait…

Which Jessica Sierra didn’t do. Not only does she have sex tapes out on the ‘net, she’s sitting a Florida slammer being fed a pregnancy diet because she’s apparently knocked up by a “rapper” and excited about it! Not exactly the prosperity pregger stories of divas such as Jennifer Lopez and Christina Aguilera!

Yesterday we talked about Jessica Simpson and how her awesome assets were distracting her boyfriend Tony Romo at the Dallas Cowboys game and caused him to fumble his performance on the field. Today we’re discussing sex tapes and Jessica Sierra, America’s favorite fallen idol.

Sierra decided that being an American Idol involved the partying lifestyle of babes such as Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears. With this in mind, Jessica went all out on sleazy sex tapes (she’s show with a smokin’ butt in a yucky bathtub) and arrests for partying, taking the experience to a whole new level. According to Steve Hirsch, CEO for adult films leaders Vivid Entertainment (the fine people who brought us “Kim Kardashian Superstar”), preview clips from Jess’ sex tape hit the web yesterday. Apparently, Sierra has bigger thoughts right now…

Since she’s sitting in jail in Florida without bond, waiting to face a judge today. Dr. Drew may be coming on request of Sierra’s lawyer at a later date. Seems that Jessica met Dr. Drew during the filming of the reality show, “Celebrity Rehab” (anyone see Amy Winehouse with rehab in mind) for VH1. Sierra faces up to 11 years in the slammer for two misdemeanor charges and two felony charges. Her errs include disorderly intoxication, battery, possession of cocaine and obstructing or opposing an officer (word on the street says she offered him a blow job if he’d let her go). Any more popwrecks ready for destruction?

Although Jessica Simpson is certainly delicious eye candy, she hasn’t impressed the team members of her new boyfriend, quarterback Tony Romo. In fact, it seems that Tony’s team mates on the Dallas Cowboys are less than happy with this 27-year-old babe who must be taking up all of Romo’s time, energy and attention.

Tony’s distraction with Jess (can you really blame the guy) became obvious during the game with the Philadelphia Eagles where the Cowboys lost 10-6 and statistically, Romo had the worst game of his career. Meanwhile, Simpson basked in the luxury box clad in a pink No. 9 jersey, posing for the paps. Romo’s second worst game ever happened when his former honey, Carrie Underwood, was in attendance at a game last December.

When asked about Simpson, teammate Terrell Owens said, “Right now, Jessica Simpson is not a fan favorite – in this locker room or in Texas Stadium. With everything that has happened, obviously with the way Tony played and the comparison between her and Carrie Underwood, I think a lot of people feel she has taken his focus away. Other than that, she was high on my list until last week.”

First we were forced to choose between Pam Anderson and chocolate, now it’s Jessica Simpson or football (and the Dallas Cowboys!) - the decisions are getting harder and harder for horny bloggers…

Is sexy Pam Anderson moving on again just two months after getting married? We thought she was happy in Las Vegas with Rick Salomon, the sloppy sex tape seconds from Paris Hilton. After all, Pam fell in love after paying off her gambling debts to Salomon with sensual favors and the two got hitched right away – isn’t that the perfect beginning for a loving relationship?

Despite all this romance, it appeared that Pam was leaving Rick behind, much like former husbands Tommy Lee and Kid Rock. On December 14, Anderson filed divorce paperwork and the reasons for the split were cited as irreconcilable differences. Now it seems that the two sex tape stars have made up but in the meantime, Anderson backed out of the deal for the reality show for E! Anyway, maybe there is still hope for the October 6 marriage between Pam and Rick because Pam posted on her website about their relationship, “We’re working things out…” The duo was also seen shopping together in Malibu just day after Anderson filed the divorce papers. Horny bloggers wonder if Pam will stick with Rick or move on…and where we need to hang out to get our share of sloppy seconds. Frankly, we feel that Pam, Rick and Paris Hilton should all get together and make their own home movie…now that would be a relationship we’d like to check out…

You know how much horny bloggers love sex tapes. We’ve discussed Paris Hilton, Pam Anderson, Kim Kardashian and other hotties at length while we explored their lovely assets…seems that there is a freaky sex tape out now to rival all others – including that famous one with golden showers (is Ray-J directing any more films these days – maybe with L’il Kim).

Anyway, the latest sex tape involves a shoplifter, a puppet and wild sex in a movie called The Ten. Apparently Winona Ryder has left her high class shoplifting career to return to comedy and has decided to romance a puppet – along with the nasty – in a comedy film that is a spoof of the Bible’s Ten Commandments. The movie features ten different stories, with each one based on one of the Ten Commandments. Seems that Winona is featured riding (in a sexy way) a puppet named Gary – who knew that wood would have so much to offer? There has already been a press conference with the puppet Gary about his rendezvous with Ryder and the possible ramifications of the explosive sex tape they made together.

Horny bloggers wonder if they can muster up any excitement about a puppet getting lucky – but we guess if we get to watch Winona Ryder get off, that’s good enough…