Everyone was totally upset about the pics of Rihanna that surfaced after the alleged attack by boyfriend Chris Brown. It was a trying situation for Rihanna, her family and her devoted fans. It must have stressed this singer out so much she decided to go South of the Border. Seems Rihanna needed to get away from the heat to chill out in the heat of Mexico.

Meanwhile, the host of the view is talking about Rihanna. That’s right, Whoopi Goldberg brought the distressed pop singer up after the Oscars. Seems everyone was digging into Whoopi about the oversize animal print dress she wore to the Oscars. She let us know she didn’t have to wear a girdle with such a gown, which was already way too much information for our liking. Then Whoopi went on to say, “The way they’re talking about this dress, you would have thought I hit Rihanna. I have my own style! I have always been myself and I will always be myself. Let me explain something to you about this dress, this dress gave me everything I wanted, which was for comfort and flow. I wore regular underwear – no girdle, no nothing. You would have thought it odd if I would have showed up with one of those off-the-shoulder things or trying to look like I was 22.”

Hmm isn’t that right around Rihanna’s age? That’s just our view on this Sister Act…

So everyone was watching the news about the Oscars to try to see a cat fight between Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston. Since Angie walked off with Jen’s former hubby Brad Pitt and had their brood, there’s been some bad blood between the two. While we all hoped to see the sparks fly, Brad and Angie never showed to the pre-Oscars charity event. Jenn was there and apparently even had her own party before the Oscars. Guests at the party included John Mayer, Courtney Cox Arquette and Tobey Maguire. Will we have to wait until next year to see Jen and Angie fight it out?

You never know. Although OK said the meeting between Jennifer and Angelina was “quietly anti-climatic”, was there something more smoldering beneath the surface. Maybe considering Jen’s full attention was on her ex, Brad. In fact, a source said about it all, “Once her eyes met Brad’s that night, it rekindled all the old feelings. She never stopped loving Brad.” The source had more to say, “Just because Brad was swept off his feet by Angelina, it didn’t mean he stopped loving Jen.” Wow, will Angie and Octomom have more in common – their looks and motherhood without a man?

Britney Spears was often her own worst enemy. We’re finding out more about it during the current hearing regarding the restraining order against Adnan Ghalib and Sam Lutfi. Papa Spears had to talk about his daughter on the stand, explaining how she got her hands on a prepaid cell phone as her phones are supposed to be strictly monitored.

Seems a nanny heard Brit talking to Adnan and Sam in the middle of the night. Sam is fighting the permanent restraining order and says he never threatened Brit. But actually, the restraining order was not for violence but for threatening to expose alleged Spears family secrets. According to Lutfi, he got text messages stating Jamie Spears was going to release a letter written by Britney that made “serious accusations” against him. Sam claims he was calling to talk to Jamie about the letter. Yeah right. The Spears clans doesn’t believe that one, either. The bottom line is Sam was supposed to cease all contact with the pop star. If he contacted Brit, he would have violated a court order that told him to stay away from her. Jamie wants a permanent restraining order against blood sucking Sam and Adnan so they don’t try to lure Brit again…

The Hiltons are about so much more than hotels these days. We know Paris Hilton played with some very bad boys and landed on her feet. She gifted us with film specialties such as “One Night In Paris” that showcased her finer features and talents. We also discovered Paris Hilton has a hottie for a sister, Nicky Hilton. Seems nobody in the Hilton family appreciates being pushed around and they’re not about to take it.

Some transient male made the grave error of pushing Nicky to the ground which clearly was not a wise decision. The incident occurred at 5 AM in West Hollywood at an IHOP (can you say possible breakfast after partying all night – where’s the pancakes?) Anyway, after landing on the ground Nicky got on her feet and immediately made a citizen’s arrest. Meanwhile someone in the crowd called the cops and the suspect wound up getting arrested. Do you know who held the assailant at bay until the law men arrived? Nicky herself. That’s right and when the cops came, this clearly delusional guy claimed he was Nicky’s boyfriend. Maybe Nicky acting as enforcer was more exciting than he thought…we know the thought of it excites us…

Hollywood seems to be filled with relationships going wrong these days. The worst example is the recent beating suffered by singer Rihanna. Mum’s the word on this one because the recent statement issued by her peeps was, “At the request of the authorities, Rihanna is not commenting about the incident involving Chris Brown. She wants to assure her fans that she remains strong, is doing well, and deeply appreciates the outpouring of support she has received during this difficult time.”

Meanwhile, Amy Winehouse seems to be estranged from her jailbird hubby while K-Fed asks Britney Spears for money so she can take her own sons on tour. Anyone who looks at Kevin Fatterline lately will see he mustn’t need the cash too much with a growing waistline like that…

With growing waistlines in mind, Angelina Jolie miraculously isn’t pregger now, perhaps in preparation for the upcoming possible cat fight between her and Jennifer Aniston…Wonder what Brad Pitt will do if these two babes start getting into it right in front of all the paps. We can’t imagine John Mayer doing much more than staring into space with that vague look on while Jen and Angie duke it out. Watching all these Hollywood relationships makes you want to stay home on a Friday night…well almost, see ya…

Alright, horny bloggers just can’t wait for this one. Since 2005, everyone has been waiting to see Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie in the same room. Back in January, 2005 (yes right after the holidays) Brad Pitt announced a split from Aniston and sudden interest in his co-star in the movie ‘Mr. and Mrs. Smith’.

On February 21, Aniston and Jolie will come face to face at the Night Before the Oscars shindig in posh Beverly Hills. Will there be a cat fight? Of course we can only hope…Anyway, a source says about Aniston, “”It’s taken lots of time, but she’s getting past her insecurities about Brad and Angie and their huge, happy family. Though the meeting is sure to be difficult, Jen knows it has to happen sometime…has never been more ready to see her nemesis in the flesh… It’s important for Jen to feel she can stack up to Angelina, with her dress, her hair and her date and now couldn’t be better timing. She’s no longer alone — she has a hot man in her life, John Mayer, and she plans to bring him as her date to the party.”

The heated battle between Aniston/Jolie continued until recently. Last year Aniston talked to Vogue about Jolie and said she was out of line because she said she couldn’t wait to get to work while the marriage with Pitt was still on. Worse yet, Jolie told the New York Times her brood with Brad will like watching the movie ‘Mr. and Mrs. Smith’ as “not a lot of people get to see a movie where their parents fell in love.” Them sounds like fightin’ words to us…

Did Angelina Jolie inspire the oddball behavior of Octomom? First we saw the pics of Octomom looking strangely like Angie Jolie. Family and friends claim she had plastic surgery to achieve those looks. We know Angie’s peeps received letters from her and don’t seem to want to have anything to do with Octomom. Despite these facts, it seems the mother of 14 is still trying to be like her idol in more ways than one.

Besides having a brood that exceeds the one of Brangelina, Octomom is now shopping at Norstrom’s. Hey, public assistance never looked so glamorous as when Octomom stepped up to the MAC cosmetic counter to purchase a clear lip gloss for fifteen bucks. Was that to achieve the pillow soft puffiness of Angie’s lip? Is it one of the ways Octomom keeps up with the “Jolie look”?

If it is, it seems single mom Octomom may wind up in the streets with her large family. The house she lives in is about to go the auction block because the mortgage wasn’t paid in 10 months. Meanwhile, Octomom will still be looking her best thanks to her recent shopping excursion at Nordstrom. Maybe she feels the recent media attention makes her worthy of shopping with the stars? Makes you wonder if she’ll want that 15 bucks for diapers somewhere up the road…

We’ve seen Lindsay Lohan snorting drugs in a can and Amy Winehouse in all kinds of compromising positions. While the media soaked up their drug days, they really had a field day recently with swimmer Michael Phelps. Alleged photos of Phelps smoking a bong were smeared all over the Internet and he had to leave his swimming gig for four months as a punishment and lost endorsements along the way.

There is finally light at the end of the tunnel for Phelps. The investigation is over and Richland County Sheriff, Leon Lott, stated he would not charge Phelps over the the pic of him sucking on a bong. Apparently the pic was taken at a November party at the University of South Carolina. Lot still felt the investigation was necessary, saying, “Michael Phelps is truly an American hero … but even with his star status, he is still obligated to obey the laws of our state.”

Phelps is off the hook but eight other party people got arrested over the pic. Seven were arrested for possession and the eighth got it for dealing. Phelps posted on his Facebook page: “I’m glad this matter is put to rest. But there are also some important lessons that I’ve learned. For me, it’s all about recognizing that I used bad judgment and it’s a mistake I won’t make again. For young people especially — be careful about the decisions you make. One bad decision can really hurt you and the people you care about. I really appreciate the support my family and fans have shown me and now I will move forward and dive back into the pool, having put this whole thing behind me.”

Being caught in unflattering poses is one of the many trials a celebrity must endure. If Amy Winehouse felt bad about all the unattractive pics taken of her, she’d never leave the house. Jennifer Aniston was caught puffing away on a cigarette but still tries to get all cheesy for the photogs. A recent photo of Jessica Simpson looking curvaceous in a pair of jeans attracted endless media attention as people bantered whether the country singer was fat or sexy.

Seems country icon Dolly Parton had something to say about Jessica Simpson’s weight during her visit to “Larry King Live” on Wednesday. According to Dolly, a curvy country singer herself, “People always treat her bad; they always talk bad about her. I’ve been fat and I’ve been skinny, and I’m not about to say anything about somebody else’s weight, because I know how hard it is when you gain five or six pounds. I don’t know how overweight she is — I have not seen her. But I know that Jessica is a good girl, and she’s beautiful to me.”

Dolly feels the media pressure will cause Jess to lose weight, even if she doesn’t want to. “She’ll get some weight off just because people won’t leave her alone. She’ll have to get skinny just to get people to shut the hell up!”

Parton wrote the title track for Simpson’s country album, “Do You Know” and they sang together. Seem Parton like Simpson regardless of her weight and states, “I’ve never been around a person that’s any sweeter in my life.”

Frankly, bloggers agree with Simpson’s boyfriend Tony Romo. We happen to enjoy a woman who drinks beer, eats meat and has fun - no problem if there’s a little more cushion for the pushin’…

Everyone is talking about octomom Nadya Suleman, the woman who had eight children in vitro after having six in vitro, for a total of fourteen kids. People can’t believe this woman planned to have fourteen kids that she’ll raise in her mom’s small home. Grandma Suleman is besides herself and others are speculating about the resemblance between Suleman and Angelina Jolie.

Suleman’s huge brood and plastic surgery are frequently compared to Angie’s child army with Brad Pitt. However, the Chicago Sun-Times indicates Angie is not a fan of Suleman, and along with many others, Jolie feels “totally creeped out” by the octomom.

Thanks to artificial insemination, single mom Suleman just popped out a total of eight babies. She denies ever having plastic surgery to resemble Jolie but family, friends and neighbors all challenge Suleman. Past photos of the unemployed mother of 14 kids show her with a different nose and thin lips. The recent artificial insemination put Suleman in the lead when it comes to kids because Jolie still only has 6.

According to further word on the street from sources close to Angie, Suleman has tried to contact the actress over the past year and sent fan letters talking about her talent and humanitarian efforts for children. This story gets creepier and creepier - meanwhile, Suleman was just spotted getting manicure. Wonder if a state check paid for that…