Long past the days of being mistaken for Christina Aguilera, Lady GaGa is already in the market for a new nickname thanks to her “Poker Face” fame. Originally born as Stefani Joanna Angelina Germanotta, she earned her fame as “Lady GaGa”. Now after wearing a fiery bra at the MuchMusic Video Awards, she’ll be known as “Hot T—s”!

At the end of a “Love Game/Poker Face” medley, Lady GaGa’s boob contraption starting shooting sparks. Lady GaGa talked to PopEater backstage and said, “It’s a funny story. We were having problems figuring out how to build that subway train and get it on and off the stage. I said, ‘Well, if you can’t build my subway train, I’m gonna blow my t—s up onstage.’ I’m thinking conical bra, ode to Madonna, fire. And David LaChapelle was in the background, screaming, ‘Lactate! It should lactate!’ It was designed by Helmut Newton and we built the bra as an in-case-the-subway-wasn’t-built, but I decided to use it anyway. My new name is hot t—s.”

Gotta love David Chapelle and Lady GaGa’s hot t–s…

Lady Gaga is a 23-year-old singing star who is as famous for her wild outfits as she is for her music. Her latest hit, “Poker Face” has brought her even greater notoriety. When Lady Gaga first appeared on the pop scene, she was compared to Christina Aguilera (apparently Christina was far from pleased with the comparison). Now Lady Gaga has come into her own - enough to be attracting police attention.

Recently Lady Gaga was visiting St. Basil’s Cathedral in Moscow, Russia when officers approached her asking about her outfit. Lady Gaga is renowned for wearing extremely short skirts, revealing shirts and big, blonde hair. According to her Twitter page, “They tried to arrest me in Russia, for leather at St. Basil’s. But all is calm in the red square, as I leave the east Parisbound.”

Seems this was not the first time Lady Gaga was questioned by the police for her outrageous outfits. Word on the street says it happened to her once before in Chicago. Wonder if Lady Gaga will flash her lady charms to us like Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan did once upon a time?

While the sad news comes out about singer Lily Allen’s miscarriage, it seems that Britney Spears was shopping for a pregnancy test at Ralph’s grocery store for “a friend”. Was that one of Brit’s personalities – perhaps the British Brit? Anyway, while pretty preggers such as Christina Aguilera and Nicole Richie enjoy their new families, Britney is losing custody of her kids and shopping for pregnancy tests.

Meanwhile, rumor has it Sean Penn’s marriage was put on the rocks because of a sexy interaction with sensual Sienna Miller at a New York city party. However, friends of Penn and a rep for Miller deny any romantic connection between the duo. Despite rumors and ceremonies of romance between Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds are winding up friends. In a statement, the couple says, “After much consideration and discussion, we have jointly decided that we will forego having a legal ceremony as it is not necessary to define our relationship further. While the recent symbolic union in Bora Bora was representative of our deep love, friendship and respect that we have for one another on a spiritual level, we have decided to remain friends.” And she says he’s just a friend, oh baby…

We’ve got two babes in serious trouble in Hollywood and both of them are knocked up. Let’s talk about Spears first – and we don’t mean Britney. You read correctly, the pregger Spears of the day is little sis Jamie Lynn, the star of “Zoey 101”. Thanks to longtime boyfriend, Casey Aldridge, Jamie is with child while she is still a child herself at 16 (although not childish enough to avoid being in this state). Clearly the pregnancy was unplanned and Jamie says, “It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected. I was in complete and total shock and so was he.”

Jamie did some thinking (didn’t you smell the fire burning) for awhile before her announcement and she’s already 12 weeks along. Spears states, “As soon as I found out for sure from the doctor, I took two weeks to myself where I didn’t tell anybody. Only one of my friends knew because I needed to work out what I would do for myself before I let anyone’s opinion affect my decision. Then I told my parents and my friends. I was scared, but I had to do what was right for me.” She also obviously advises other young girls they should wait…

Which Jessica Sierra didn’t do. Not only does she have sex tapes out on the ‘net, she’s sitting a Florida slammer being fed a pregnancy diet because she’s apparently knocked up by a “rapper” and excited about it! Not exactly the prosperity pregger stories of divas such as Jennifer Lopez and Christina Aguilera!

With all the preggers lately such as Nicole Richie, Jennifer Lopez, Christina Aguilera, it gets hard to keep up. Recently a daily double of twins was born to Dennis Quaid and Kimberly and they are already having some serious problems.

Apparently the newborns twins are at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles in the neo-natal intensive care unit. While everyone is getting prepared for Thanksgiving turkey, some turkey at Cedars-Sinai gave the poor newborns a massive overdose of Heparin, an anti-coagulant. Several other patients are rumored to have also gotten an overdose of this blood thinner. It seems that the Chief Medical Office of Cedars-Sinai, Michael L. Langberg, M.D., is already apologizing and issued a statement. He says the mistake was “preventable” and there was a “failure to follow our standard policies and procedures…there is no excuse for that to occur at Cedars-Sinai.” That doesn’t help Dennis, Kimberly and the newborns now…

Langberg also said that after giving “two patients”, who were not identified by by, protamine sulfate there were “no adverse effects from the higher concentration of heparin or from the temporary abnormal clotting function. Doctors continue to monitor the patients.” Are those the same docs who administered the heparin? Sounds like a lot of CYA…

Alright, we know that Britney Spears has some serious staff trouble and that the latest was with her former bodyguard Tony Barretto who filed a declaration in the Spears/Federline custody battle alleging “nudity, drug use and safety issues post-rehab.” Despite the judge’s warning, Spears was seen partying a few short hours later…

Another bodyguard seems to have gotten himself into possible hot water. The bodyguard for luscious Christina Aguilera caused a fan outside the Ivy to burst into tears – after he knocked the overly enthused girl in the face. Apparently Christina and hubby Bratman were rushing out of the restaurant surrounded by security and a Venezuelan fan kept screaming out in Spanish to get the pop star’s attention. Unfortunately, Aguilera paid her no mind and the only attention the screeching fan got was a smack right in the face from the incredibly protective bodyguard.

When asked why the girl was crying, she responded, “I’m not crying because of her, I love her … I’m crying because one of her bodyguards hit me in the mouth.” The fan got over the smack fast and run away shouting out, “I love fame!” Guess this fan felt two seconds of fame was worth the hard knocks – much like many other folks in Hollywood…