Jennifer Aniston isn’t new to losing what she wants. After all, she had to give up Brad Pitt to Angelina Jolie. Seems like it was the beginning of a lot of losses for Jen.

Recently Jennifer talked about her lonely girl image to Elle mag. Jen’s curvaceous figure was accentuated by the luscious black leather dress she wore for the Elle cover. Seems Angie had to beat Jen again by wearing a similar dress to Pitt’s premiere of “Inglorious Basterds” just a couple of weeks before. Of course Jen shot the cover months ago but still looks like a runner-up…

Jen didn’t just lose credit for her dress. She also lost her latest love interest, Bradley Cooper, to Renee Zellweger. Does Jen have a thing for guys named Brad? Seems Brad and Renee are getting “serious” these days. Does that mean Brad will also give up dating Denise Richards and Rachel McAdams? At least Jen is in good jilted company this time…

We’ve been examining the troubled relationships in Hollywood lately. One of the biggest splits of late is Madonna and Guy Ritchie. Seems the marriage will be costing the Material Girl plenty – to the song of approximately 75 million bucks! The couple is still hashing out the details about custody of their children. Liz Rosenberg, Madonna’s spokesperson, states, “I’d assume it’s one of the largest payouts ever in a divorce settlement.” Meanwhile, Madonna has been seen out and about with Alex Rodriguez (before and after their failed marriages).

As we reflect on the troubled relationships of Hollywood, who can forget the ongoing battle between Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen? Now that the duo is finally out of the tabs for fighting, it seems they are landing there by accident – an SUV accident involving their children Sam and Lola, ages 4 and 3. Seems the kids were out with a nanny on Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu when a Honda cut in front of them. Four cars were involved in the crash but the only one hurt was the Honda driver. The kids are alright and reps for Denise and Charlie aren’t talking…yet…

Rumors were flying all week about Charlie Sheen fleeing to Vegas. Sheen is famous for his shenanigans over the years, especially with women. Drinking, womanizing and generally having a good time in any possible way have become Sheen’s trademarks. Charlie’s most recent bad boy behavior involved dissing Denise Richards once and for all (while trying to keep contact with his two young daughters amidst all the trouble) then taking up with cool beauty Brooke Mueller. Denise continued to badmouth Charlie on her own reality television show while Brooke got pregger with Charlie’s baby.

The latest rumor about Charlie indicated he was arguing with Brooke and decided to get away from it all in Las Vegas. Word on the street said he even got a lap dance in while he was there. (Is Brooke getting too pregger to be fun for Charlie?) Apparently whatever happens in Vegas really does stay in Vegas because a PR rep for Charlie is speaking out against the latest rumors already. Seems US mag reported Sheen spent a mere four hours in Vegas and the only reason he went there was “for a contractual appearance on behalf of Planet Hollywood’s Prive.” Did that also involve a lap dance and is Denise calling Brooke right now to say, “I told you so”?

Heather Locklear has been having a rough year. Back in June, she checked into a medical clinic because of depression and anxiety. Locklear also went through a divorce last year with Richie Sambora, guitarist for Bon Jovi. The two were married for eleven years and have a daughter Ava Elizabeth (who was in the car with dad when he was pulled over for driving under the influence). Denise Richards, Locklear’s friend, also spent some time dating Sambora, which must have been comforting to Heather…

Anyway, with driving under the influence in mind, Locklear was arrested for driving under the influence of a controlled substance. Now 47, Locklear was pulled over on Saturday in Santa Barbara by a California Highway Patrol officer when a resident saw her “driving erratically” as she left a parking lot. Locklear’s car was parked on a state highway when she was noticed by the officer. According to police spokesperson, Tom Marshall, when the officer talked to her he determined, “she seems to be under the influence of something.” Locklear was taken to the police station and tested for drugs and alcohol then booked at 7 PM for suspicion of driving under the influence of prescription meds.

Later Locklear was released from custody and so far her publicists haven’t said anything about the incident. Seems everything has gotten to be too much for Locklear…and it shows…

Lindsay Lohan has had her share of problems over the past couple of years. From her Firecrotch days to knife-wielding lesbian pics to sexy days in rehab, LiLo has done it all. Meanwhile, her parents remain exploitative and immature. Dad Lohan is sad she skipped out on a recent family wake. Mom Lohan is trying to make a buck on reality television and has Pam Anderson insulting her parenting skills. Meanwhile, Lindsay is starting a new life – with gal pal Sam Ronson.

No, the rumors about the due being a romantic couple have not been confirmed yet. But Lindsay recently told Marie Claire she is really happy to have a “great person” like Sam in her life. Linds does not discuss their relationship or how deeply she is involved with her BFF Sam. She does share the fact they have matching tattoos – isn’t that cute? Lindsay also indicated she might be purchasing a home “with someone” but doesn’t specify who or confirm her romantic status. Of course, Lindsay’s parents have mixed opinions about her making a commitment to Sam – don’t they always have something to say? Seems Lindsay doesn’t care what anyone thinks these days…not that she ever has…

Media moms are kicking butt and asking questions later. We already heard Sarah Palin compare hockey moms to pitbulls – only hockey moms wear lipstick. The fighting moms in the media make us wonder if mothers are just looking for trouble these days.

Britney Spears’ mom wrote a tell-all about her daughter’s worst moments during her youth. Meanwhile, momma Britney has made a major comeback with her bikini bod and winning three awards at the MTV VMA awards. Little sis Jamie Lynn isn’t faring as well. Seems baby daddy Casey Aldridge was a cheatin’ man and Jamie Lynn dumped him. Only problem now is Casey is conferring with K-Fed about getting custody of the baby (and probably a big child support check from Jamie Lynn, too).

Meanwhile, hot momma Pam Anderson decided to put in her two cents about celebrity moms Dina Lohan and Denise Richards. According to Pam, these moms are being bad parents because they put their kids into the spotlight. Dina and Denise certainly milked the reality television circuit for all it was worth to them…and Pam gives us quality entertainment her sons can be proud of, such as graphic sex tapes with their daddy…

Since when was a pregnancy trouble in Hollywood? Since the pregger babe is the next wife of Charlie Sheen. That’s right, Sheen’s latest wife Brooke Mueller is currently expecting a child with the star of the “Two and a Half Men” television show. Bloggers wonder how hostile ex-wife Denise Richard is reacting to this otherwise happy news.

No matter how his disgruntled ex-wife feels, Charlie and his new woman aren’t letting it get them down. Charlie says, “Brooke and I are thrilled! She’s the best stepmom Sam, Lola and Cassandra could ever hope for. Seeing her love and affection with those three, I know she’ll be an amazing mom. Unless I bat 100 percent, perhaps a boy awaits us.”

Currently Charlie has three daughters and no sons. His first daughter, Cassandra Jade Estevez, is 25 years old and her mom is Charlie’s former girlfriend Paula Profit. Charlie had 3 year old Sam and 2 year old Lola with Denise. The former couple is still engaging in a bitter custody battle, as evidenced by Denise’s negative commentary to the media and on her recent reality show (which did not do well, by the way). Charlie and real estate investor Brooke got hitched in May. Maybe Brooke will be a keeper if she delivers a boy…meanwhile, what about Denise and all her bitching?

Wasn’t there enough trouble for Denise Richards during that sticky split up with Charlie Sheen? After spending time with Ricky Sambora (recently caught driving under the influence with his daughter in the car – mother is Denise’s BFF Heather Locklear), Denise went back to bashing Charlie as he moved on with Brooke Mueller. (In fact, paps got photos of Denise on the beach with Sambora and at one point she looked like she was snorting coke – she claimed she was putting on lipstick but where was the gloss?) Now Heather Locklear is in rehab while Denise deals with reality from her neighbors about her new reality show.

Seems that her neighbors are far less enthusiastic about her reality show. While Denise felt it was a good way to get the true story out about her and Charlie, her neighbors are insisting she stop filming the E! reality show in their poss community. Because of the local uproar, it seems Denise will be putting her multi million dollar home on the market. To add to all the trouble, according to Star Magazine, Richard also happens to be facing trouble from L.A. county because of all her dogs. Is Charlie Sheen the clear winner here?

The battle between Denise Richard and Charlie Sheen never ends. It’s getting really nasty now, this time thanks to Denise. She let a three year old voice mail leak during the week and in it, Sheen calls Richards numerous insults including a “f— n—”, though she’s clearly not black.

Sheen realized the error of his ways and apologized in a statement published by Us, saying, “I deeply apologize for my choice of words to all I have obviously offended; especially to Tony Todd, an African-American, who was my best man at my first two weddings.” Seems Sheen is doing better with anger management and went on, “Three and one-half years later, the reasons that caused the anger and frustration displayed on the voice mail continue to be manifested on daily basis. His reasons are “my children did not show up today for a custodial visit without explanation.”

Sheen and Richard broke up in 2006. After the break up, Richards dated Richie Sambora, who was married to Richards’ BFF Heather Locklear. While Richards and Sambora are no longer together, Sheen dated Brooke Mueller and ultimately married her in May this year. Is Denise being spiteful now that Charlie’s got a new woman?

Yesterday we talked about Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen’s ongoing divorce battle. It sounds like Charlie is done, but Denise still has a lot of rage. Did she really want Charlie’s sperm for a baby? Will they ever try to get along for the sake of the kids they do have? Britney Spears and K-Fed are starting to look like the parents of the year compared to these two, who should go bowling with Lindsay’s Lohan’s exploitative, battling parents.

Anyway, Denise isn’t done dissing Charlie, even after all that hype on the Today show. Now Denise is talking to the New York Post and says that Sheen sends angry text mails to her, such as, “I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you **** whore.” This would be a nasty message considering the fact Denise’s mother died of cancer.

Denise also continues to defend herself about the emails requesting Charlie’s sperm for a baby. “I don’t want Charlie’s prostitute-tranny-infested sperm…I am so over him. He’s disgusting.” Hmm…that should make the kids feel good. Anyway, a rep for Charlie says they are confirming the questionable email with something called “computer DNA”.