The latest photos of Lady GaGa show her sporting what looks like a penis. On further inspection, it might just be bunchy tights under a costume. Other photos hitting the ‘net show Lady GaGa squatting to sing, revealing a tampon string by her crotch. While Lady GaGa might look light a man sometimes, it seems she suffers the monthly curse - making her a woman (all you guys who fantasized about her can relax…at least for now).

Meanwhile, Jaime Pressly popped a squat of her own. Now that “My Name Is Earl” got canceled, it seems Jaime has a lot of time on her hands. Apparently she used that time to take an inebriated piss right in broad daylight, outside a gay bar. That’s right, she whizzed right under the sun in front of everyone. Maybe the fact it was a gay bar made Jaime feel less threatened? Either way, word on the street says the whole thing was just a bridal shower prank for amusement purposes only. We can only wonder about the real facts behind Lady GaGa and Jaime’s telltale public squatting…

Alright, despite all the rumors it seems that pregger Nicole Richie is not going to jail tonight after all. Apparently word on the street said Richie was turning herself in tonight but that isn’t happening. Lionel Richie’s misdirected celebuspawn is going to do her four long days of time while four months pregnant at Lynwood jail, a joint made world famous for its accommodations by gal pal Paris Hilton.

With hot mamas in mind, new mother Jaime Pressly was spotted out on the town and dissing weave queen Britney Spears. Jaime was seen outside Maxim/X-Games kickoff party at Area last night where she advised Brit, “Don’t drink and drive” and “If you can’t be a mother, then don’t be – and let somebody who can.”

We think Pressly was a standard of good advice and decorum making this statement about Spears while partying at 1 AM with her two month son in someone else’s hands. The fact that Pressly partied in Vegas over the weekend added an extra level of credibility to her remarks about Brit (not!) - seems that people in glass mansions, shouldn’t throw stones…although a cat fight between these two hot blondes could really get horny bloggers excited…