To add insult to injury, Tony Romo not only broke up with Jessica Simpson the day before her 29th birthday - he banned her from his home. Seems Tony told security to keep Simpson away. A sign was posted by the security station stating, “RED ALERT!!! TONY ROMO HAS MADE SOME CHANGES TO HIS LIST OF PEOPLE ALLOWED IN….JESSICA IS NO LONGER ON THE LIST AND NOT APPROVED FOR ACCESS.”

Tony didn’t have to worry. As soon as Jess was dumped, she made arrangements costing about $19,000 to have her stuff overnighted from Dallas to L.A. Guess Tony’s ego was bigger than Jessica’s desire to ever see him in person again…

Jess was actually chilled out after the breakup. Simpson said on Twitter, “Everyone needs to know that hope floats…grab the strings and pull it back to you… Falling asleep with my mom and the dogs. Please, Lord, give all of my beautiful fans, friends, enemies, and family rest. Bring all of us peace.” Apparently, Jess will have a lot more peace and hope now that Tony is gone…

We watched two of our favorite honeys snuggle up to the athletes we envy. Jessica Simpson seemed totally dedicated to Tony Romo while Kim Kardashian spent all her time with Reggie Bush. We already know what Kim has to offer thanks to that unforgettable sex tape she starred in with Ray-J…

Despite all their alluring ASSets, Kim and Jess find themselves single for the summer. Jess was dumped by Tony the day before her birthday. Now Kim and Reggie have broken up. Word on the street said the breakup was about Kim’s infertility but she said that’s not the situation. According to Kim’s blog on Twitter, “If you read anything online saying I can’t have children, those are totally false stories.”

Apparently Reggie spends six months in New Orleans while Kim is constantly on the West coast. Rumor says the duo still loves each other but it’s too difficult to maintain such a long distance romance. Do you think we’ll see Kim partying with Jessica? It seems unlikely but we do remember the days Kim partied with another hot blonde, Paris Hilton…

Does Jessica Simpson have any luck in love? It seems she is always facing some type of heartache when it comes to romance. These unlucky in love status is more evident when Jessica is ready to celebrate another birthday. Of course, this year’s birthday must be the worst ever. Jess was dumped by Tony Romo the night before her birthday. That has to be the worst birthday gift bloggers ever heard of! We think the women in our lives should be grateful for another box of cheap drugstore chocolates…

Anyway, this isn’t the first bad birthday gift Jess endured thanks to the man in her life. When Jessica was dating John Mayer (yes, most recently he had a failed relationship with Jennifer Aniston) he could not be with her on her birthday. Instead of gracing Jess with his presence, he gave a present - a DVD of himself in concert. According to the NY Post, “Jessica spent the rest of the night watching the DVD on a loop, ‘being with him.’ It was so sad.”

We’re not sure which is worse - sitting through a John Mayer concert on DVD on your birthday or being dumped the night before…

We know plenty of Hollywood celebrities do cocaine. After reading countless memoirs of stars from yesterday, it’s clear white lines have been a part of Hollywood parties for decades. But are young celebrities getting their daily dose of coke somewhere else and did they even know about it?

While cocaine has been trendy for years, the most recent goodie in the hands of every celebrity is a can of Red Bull. The latest hype about this popular energy drink it is contains trace amounts of coke - and we don’t mean the carbonated beverage! Apparently the stuff showed in Red Bull in Germany. Is this what made this shiny can and its contents so very appealing to so many celebs on the go?

Let’s consider a few of the famous folks we watched sucking down Red Bull like it was going out of style. Hayden Panettiere, Hilary Duff, Lindsay Lohan (that’s reallly no surprise since we’ve seen her with the white stuff), Jessica Simpson, Ashlee Simpson, Joe Jonas, Mischa Barton and of course, Britney Spears (who seemed to love Red Bull despite all the fact she didn’t turn up positive for any of drug tests in days gone by). Of course all the rumors about Red Bull could just be a lotta bull…

For the past couple of years, Jennifer Love Hewitt had a few good and bad moments. Sometimes Jennifer was hot and sometimes she was…well, not quite as hot. Several unflattering pics of Jen in a swimsuit were revealed, causing her to defend her voluptuous shape. Seems Love Hewitt decided to get her own sweet revenge - by looking good.

Guess Jen went on a serious fitness regime because her sexy, unclad likeness is featured on the cover of May’s Maxim magazine. There is a hot photo shoot of Jennifer that proves this honey is still very hot. Even if she had a bad moment on the beach, everyone will forget those pics after seeing the seductive takes in Maxim. Much like Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Love Hewitt is finding her way back into public approval. Simpson was seen wearing those yucky “mom” jeans then showed off her feminine shape just a couple of weeks ago.

When you see a luscious, lean Valerie Bertinellli wearing a bikini in those Jenny Craig commercials, you know summer is coming…remember when Val was a wide load, too? Ah, sweet summer…

A few weeks ago, everyone was talking about sexy Jessica Simpson looking heavy in a pair of high-waisted jeans. We checked her out and still thought she was hot. After all, she likes to eat meat and the girls curves show it off. Who wants to hang out with a babe picking at a salad with water when you can get drunk with a chick who likes beer and Buffalo wings?

Anyway, Jessica decided to turn up the sexiness another notch by revealing her tight, toned body in a pair of Daisy Dukes. Everyone had to finally admit the honest truth - Simpson is hot. Nobody is talking about intelligence or talent here - we’re talking hotness and Jess definitely has it.

While Jess is celebrating her slim and seductive look, Charlize Theron is feeling fat. The Oscar-winning actress recently revealed that although her life is blessed, she still has “fat days”. We can’t imagine them but we’ll be watching Charlize closely to try to check those curvaceous days out…

Being caught in unflattering poses is one of the many trials a celebrity must endure. If Amy Winehouse felt bad about all the unattractive pics taken of her, she’d never leave the house. Jennifer Aniston was caught puffing away on a cigarette but still tries to get all cheesy for the photogs. A recent photo of Jessica Simpson looking curvaceous in a pair of jeans attracted endless media attention as people bantered whether the country singer was fat or sexy.

Seems country icon Dolly Parton had something to say about Jessica Simpson’s weight during her visit to “Larry King Live” on Wednesday. According to Dolly, a curvy country singer herself, “People always treat her bad; they always talk bad about her. I’ve been fat and I’ve been skinny, and I’m not about to say anything about somebody else’s weight, because I know how hard it is when you gain five or six pounds. I don’t know how overweight she is — I have not seen her. But I know that Jessica is a good girl, and she’s beautiful to me.”

Dolly feels the media pressure will cause Jess to lose weight, even if she doesn’t want to. “She’ll get some weight off just because people won’t leave her alone. She’ll have to get skinny just to get people to shut the hell up!”

Parton wrote the title track for Simpson’s country album, “Do You Know” and they sang together. Seem Parton like Simpson regardless of her weight and states, “I’ve never been around a person that’s any sweeter in my life.”

Frankly, bloggers agree with Simpson’s boyfriend Tony Romo. We happen to enjoy a woman who drinks beer, eats meat and has fun - no problem if there’s a little more cushion for the pushin’…

Everyone is talking about Jessica Simpson looking heavier than usual in her latest pics. There is an uproar about Jessica Simpson putting on some pounds and slipping into “mom jeans” at a recent performance. Ironically, Jess appeared at 99.9 Kiss Country’s 24th Annual Chili Cook off in Florida wearing high-waisted jeans that showed off her bodacious booty and hips. Maybe Jess just couldn’t resist that chili…

Anyway, sister Ashlee Simpson is already coming to Jessica’s rescue in her blog. Ashlee states she is “completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister’s weight. Ashlee continues that is is “embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman’s weight or figure as a headline on Fox News.” Then Ashlee takes it further by saying only a week after the inauguration, this type of new just diminishes, “feeling of hope in the air for our country.” Wow, that’s a whole lot of impact from a pair of jeans!

Sis Ashlee continues, “all women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you’re a celebrity, there shouldn’t be a different standard. Is this something you would say to your wife, daughter, mother, grandmother, or even a friend? I seriously doubt it.” She even mentions concern for teen girls and respect “in an environment where we criticize a size 2 figure.”
Frankly, bloggers’ moms never looked like Jess in jeans and we’re all for her new and yummy curves!

We know how athletes and Hollywood stars go hand in hand - literally. Romances between sports heroes and honeys are as natural as peanut butter and jelly. Well, sorta. There’s Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo (and all the related rumors). Then there’s Madonna and A-Rod - though they say he’s just a friend. Now trouble in romantic paradise has cost Sean Avery to be suspended for six games.

That’s right, NHL commish Gary Bettman decided on Friday that Avery’s crude comments about his ex-girlfriends (including beautiful Elisha Cuthbert) going out with other hockey players were over the top. Sean won’t be coming back until December 16 - if the teammates and management let him.

Bettman said, “We needed to be clear that this was the type of conduct that we did not view was acceptable and not representative of what our players do.”

Dallas Stars’ general manager, Brett Hull, claims about Avery, “He looked me in the eye and said, ‘I need help.’ It was brought up by him. It’s a process. You don’t go to a retreat for a weekend and it’s fixed. There will be apologies made, probably more privately.” Apparently Avery will be spending some time in anger management classes…

According to Bettman, the 28-year-old player has, “expressed remorse for his recent comments.” Somehow we doubt he’ll be talking about his love life any time soon…

Last week another pregger of Hollywood gave birth - Ashlee Simpson. While she was delivering her son Bronx Mowgli, Ashlee Simpson had another baby to worry about - hubby Pete Wentz. The bassist for Fall Out Boy apparently got quite anxious before his wife had the baby. Wentz admitted his wife was a saint to Ryan Seacrest, saying, “”Right before she went into labor, I was like, ‘Oh my God, I think I’m having a heart attack!’ My heart started beating really fast. You see your wife in all this pain, and you really don’t know what’s happening. [Ashlee] took care of me and made sure I was okay and then we went into labor.”

Isn’t Pete supposed to be there for Ashlee? We wonder what would happen if he had to push the puppy out himself. Anyway, Pete goes on to say about Ashlee, “She’s an amazing girl. She was like, ‘I will make sure you’re OK.’ I didn’t even stop to think, ‘Well, you just had an epidural and you’re about to have a baby!’”

Ashlee and Pete got married in May. Son Bronx Mowgli was born (no thanks to Pete other than his initial involvement) on November 20, making Jessica Simpson an aunt.