If the first round of wildfires through Southern California wasn’t enough after it killed 14 people, there is another brush fire in Malibu. It started near the top of Corral Canyons and destroyed 5,900 acres as well as 53 homes with damages totaling over $100 million. Areas from Corral Canyon west to Trancas Canyon Road were mandatory evacuation zones and celebs had to leave their cozy abodes to avoid the flames.

Minnie Driver was driven out of her home with no sight of Criss Angel. Matthew McConaughey was also told to evacuate because of the fire and was even forced to do his grocery shopping in Beverly Hills with gal pal Camilla Alves at the trendy Bristol Farms supermarket. When Matt was asked why he was shopping so far from Malibu and his home, he just said, “The fires, man. The fires.”

Apparently rocker Axl Rose lives in the area and his house suffered damage but was saved. There was a lot of confusion in the media about Flea, bassist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers, and whether he lost his Malibu home. Seems that Flea had a rental house and house he lived in – the rental house, worth 4.8 million bucks, is the one that burned. Flea is still infesting his $10 million pad in Malibu. Did anyone hear Paris Hilton say, “That’s hot!”?

Mystified bloggers have been wondering what happened with Criss Angel, who was seen around town with Britney Spears after being spotted with honeys such as Minnie Driver, Lindsay Lohan and Cameron Diaz. The Mindfreak had whined that he was just helping Spears out with her act and apparently, it’s the truth.

Britney is looking for a way to disappear from the stage (we could really go off on that statement but we won’t) and it is rumored to be happening at the MTV Video Music awards. Word on the street says that Spears will vanish and reappear several times during her performance, thanks to magic man Criss Angel and her dancers will be harnessed for “simulated flight”. We wonder if Angel can also make Britney’s talents reappear…

Anyway, with appearances in mind, Britney’s former manager was finally served, despite his efforts to stay out of the Spears/Federline custody battle. Recent resources revealed that Brit earns over $700,000 every month – not too shabby, y’all, despite those bad hair days! K-Fed currently gets $20,000 in spousal support every month, which will end in November – seemingly the cause of his recent 70/30 custody battle with Brit. His attorney is also looking for Britney to pay all the costs since she’s the major bread earner. Hey, what about K-Fed’s big TV gig? We think he already spent what he earned on the body guard and cab ride from the shoot…

Was everyone partying without popwreck Britney Spears this past weekend? Troubled Brit has experienced bald rages, horrendous weaves, custody battles with unemployed loser ex-husband Kevin Federline and most recently seen around town with grungy Mindfreak Criss Angel but this weekend her associates seemed to be having all the action.

Spears’ now infamous assistant Alli Sims was spotted partying it up without Brit at Wilmer Valderrama’s party at the Polaroid House and Alli reported about her boss, “She’s home right now.” Is Britney trying to be Supermom before the big custody debate?

Meanwhile, Criss Angel is known to move fast – from Minnie Driver to Cameron Diaz to Britney Spears and now was seen hanging out at a Midsummer Night’s Party with Playboy models. Angel states about the rumored romance with Spears, “We were talking about how she wants to do something more with the [awards] show, and about me helping out and hoping to work with her on doing something to make her MTV appearance more innovative. It’s amazing how you can’t do anything now without people making up stuff.”

However, there might be a knight in shining armor in Britney’s future yet. Donald Trump, dude with hair as bad at Brit’s, feels the popwreck is a “[bleeping] mess” and is negotiating to have her appear on “Celebrity Apprentice”. Could this breathe a bit of life into Brit’s career?

While Britney Spears has fired numerous members of her staff and gotten rid of Kevin Federline, she still wants to keep famed divorce lawyer, Laura Wasser, on board to handle the crap Fed-Ex is throwing around to get more money…or custody or whatever this loser is trying to pull off.

Problem is Brit has been a popwreck at it seems that Wasser wants to resign at her attorney. Ditzy Laura, who represented Angela Jolie, sealed the divorce last month an has no intention of going further with this. Word on the street says Wasser put Brit in touch with other attorney but Spears isn’t digging the candidates.

Meanwhile, seems that Britney is freaking out over a new guy – magic Mindfreak Criss Angel, famous for bagging babes like Minnie Driver and Cameron Diaz while he was still married. Apparently Criss and Brit spent time at Towers Hotel in Beverly Hills together then the next night Angel went to W Hotel in Westwood to see Spears at 3 in the morning and didn’t leave until the next morning. We want to know the real secret to the magic this freaky dude works…maybe horny bloggers might get luckier…

We know that Kevin Federline, despite the allegedly agreeable 50/50 custody settlement reached recently in court, will be taking Britney Spears back to dispute this arrangement – mostly so this loser has more cash to support his sorry lifestyle. After all, it doesn’t seem that K-Fed has gotten any gigs lately, despite his continued bragging…

With K-Fed’s big mouth in mind, he’s rounding up all of Britney Spears’ former nannies to tell a tale of Mommie Dearest about his former wife and mother to his two sons. It seems that the nannies are all looking for their 30 seconds in the spotlight, sharing tales about how Brit asked them to sleep with her and her sons in the same bed. Another Spears insider is purported to have said, “She’ll strip down in front of staff, nannies, whomever. She’ll ask ‘Do I look sexy? Do I look pretty?’ She’s extremely insecure.” With regard to hiring nannies, the source reported that child-care experience isn’t relevant and, “She just cares about whether they’re young and fun and like to drink and party.”

Well we knew that – why the hell else would she marry a moron like Federline in the first place? It seems that Brit has learned nothing from her bad experience with a player (pale, anti-social bloggers are horny enough to please this popwreck so why doesn’t she reach out). Brit was spotted at Towers Hotel in Beverly Hills at 4 in the morning with Mindfreak Criss Angel – famous for hanging out with Hollywood hotties such as Minnie Driver, Cameron Diaz and Paris Hilton while still married to a girl back home. Guess Brit is a popwreck in more ways than one – and who was watching the boys while Spears was mindfreakin’ with Angel?

Lindsay Lohan is finally out of rehab for good. We checked LiLo out partying a couple of times while still in rehab, but now horny bloggers are glad that their favorite Firecrotch is free and ready to party again all night.

Of course as soon as she got out of rehab, Lindsay hit Las Vegas and went to party at the nightclub Pure. Lohan was seen sucking down Red Bull and water with some friends before leaving the club to go hang out with…you won’t believe this…Criss Angel. Yes, this rather unattractive, married Mindfreak dude must be able to work with minds because he has grabbed the attention of lovely ladies such as Minnie Driver and Cameron Diaz…and now Lindsay was spotted leaving the club with Angel in his Rolls Royce. Seems that she didn’t get back to her hotel until late and we wonder if this is another score for Criss Angel…

Speaking of scoring, horny bloggers may be scoring another incredible sex tape – this time featuring the luscious Lindsay Lohan. Rumor says that naked pictures taken by former boytoy Calum Best are due to be exposed any time. Wow, after Paris Hilton Exposed and Kim Kardashian Superstar, we are ready to see Lohan’s lovely assets, so bring it on.

Some of the sexiest honeys of Hollywood let their hair down in Hawaii. We don’t know if it’s the sand, the surf, the tropical romance or the infamous Hawaiian gold that gets them so relaxed – we just love how the babes hang loose in Hawaii!

We had pleasure viewing the lovely Cameron Diaz awhile back basking in the sun as she took a long toke off a funny cigarettes…who is back home and being subpoenaed in the sticky divorce between Criss Angel and his mystery wife…we wonder if Minnie Driver will be questioned…anyway…

Now that Paris is out of the pokey, we watched her luscious legs spread in the sun as she revealed the lovely pink strip in between them for all to see…this wasn’t all the fun Hilton had in Hawaii, however. Seems that this sexy socialite went clubbing at the Hyatt and then sucked face with some local boys. Rumor even says that, “The paparazzi told us that Paris calls them herself.” Hey, a girl that knows what she wants and how to get it – what’s the problem? Paris can call us anytime to help her relieve her post-pokey needs…

The paparazzi is rumored to have added, “We love her. She lets us know where she’s going to be so we can take as many pictures as we want.” Elliot Mintz, Hilton’s rep, says in response, “The last thing she needs is more paparazzi coverage.” Hey, paps, carry on…we’re watching too…and really loving the Aloha state…which will soon be host to the new Indiana Jones movie with lovely Cate Blanchett…